zoethe: (Beam me up)
I dreamed last night that I played an instrument called the bindeau. It was mallet-shaped, with rubber tires on the ends of the mallet heads, and one blew into the handle to create a didgeridoo sort of sound. Which also had the effect of inflating the tires; bindeau competitions were less about music and more about the PSI one could blow.

Oh, and when you weren't playing it, you could ride it around town, standing on the mallet part and pumping the handle up and down rather like a railroad handcar. And go up to 45 mph without any problem.

You could also buy them at McDonald's for $5.00. With fries and a drink.

But the weird part was that my fiance was the best bindeau player in the world. My fiance, Captain James T. Kirk.

Edit Best line in the dream:

"Ha! I have beaten your record!"

"We'll see about that. Get the tire gauge!"

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