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Ellen Degeneres is the source of all evil.
Pat Robertson says so, ergo it must be true.
Apparently God is a big TV watcher and, when presented with a lesbian host of the Emmys, gets so perturbed that he randomly kills thousands of innocents and sends the US economy into crisis.
Seems kinda cranky of him, if you ask me. Wouldn't it get the point across better to simply strick Ellen dead with a lightening bolt?
If this had been presented as an article from The Onion, I would have bought that it was satire. But, no. Robertson really is this crazy.
EDIT: SUCKERED!!! It's a parody site, folks. Like The Onion. Thank you, Ferrett, for pointing out that I was taken in. Oi. (Hangs head in shame)
Pat Robertson says so, ergo it must be true.
Apparently God is a big TV watcher and, when presented with a lesbian host of the Emmys, gets so perturbed that he randomly kills thousands of innocents and sends the US economy into crisis.
Seems kinda cranky of him, if you ask me. Wouldn't it get the point across better to simply strick Ellen dead with a lightening bolt?
If this had been presented as an article from The Onion, I would have bought that it was satire. But, no. Robertson really is this crazy.
EDIT: SUCKERED!!! It's a parody site, folks. Like The Onion. Thank you, Ferrett, for pointing out that I was taken in. Oi. (Hangs head in shame)
