Geekly contemplation of perfectly trivial topics

[zoethe]

So, the triumph of "Raiders of the Lost Ark" was that Indiana Jones kept the Ark of the Covenant from falling into the hands of Adolph Hitler. But if Hitler had gotten the Ark and opened it, wouldn't its abhorrence of evil have caused his skin to melt and his head to explode? Wouldn't we have been better off if it had taken out the top echelon of the Third Reich in one fell swoop?

Why didn't they package it up with a big red bow and send it right over to him?

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[queeniex.livejournal.com]

hahaha good question